
| Price: | $40.00 |
| Age: | 21+ |
| Play Time: | 30 minutes |
| # of Players: | 1-4 |
| Author: | germicidal ink |
| Edition: | First |
| Copyright: | ©2009 |
In ancient lands shrouded in mystery, the fabled practitioners of the magical arts convene for a battle of epic proportions. Come, wizard, and pit your strategic skills as you alchemise with ancient recipes such as hot dogs and brownies to summon the spirits of those most fearsome and powerful creatures: the Golgothan Shit Monsters!
Excrement: the Splattering is a hilarious parody card game of stategy and bowel movements, a new low in toilet humor. This core game includes the four food groups in battle decks of 60 cards, dice for life counters and plenty of extra tokens so your army of shit monsters can be as massive as you need to kick the crap out of your opponent! Not sure if you want to splurge on the whole set just yet? Download a FREE playable demo at www.germicidalink.com/excrement -but don't forget the TP, this may well be the crappiest game you'll ever play!
Oudler: "Curious. Was this inspired by the band Green Jelly?"
germicidal: "no do they have something that relates well to this concept?
Oudler: "Well, the concept of the game reminded me of one of the Green Jelly characters seen here
germicidal: "not the original idea but when 2nd edition comes out there WILL be tiny plumbers!"