Pet Russian TCG Set 1

NOTE: This game is NOT meant to offend Russians. My friends randomly came up with this character one day, and I said, "Screw it, I'm making a card game!". Onto the story: Many weird looking beings have crashed into the ground all around the world. They call themselves the Russians, and while they look friendly, they seek global domination... Ok, that's a lie, they're actually super friendly and funny, unless provoked. Also, people decided to tame these things, which led to a huge war, and I guess you're in it now ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. In this pack are the allies you need to win this... Completely unexpected battle. Each pack includes 13 Commons, 3 Rares, 1 True Rare, and an Instruction card, along with a 1 in 7 chance to get an OMEGA RARE. WARNING: Side effects may include, but are not limited to: Getting brutally attacked by weird looking stick-figures, not realizing the art is supposed to look terrible, which often leads to getting upset at the creator and complaining, losing a children's card game and getting upset, and getting Rick-Rolled. Actually, forget that last one. Original character by Jamie Yeager and Ayden McRae, art and game by HenryTheRAT.

Some rules that I couldn't fit onto the rule card: 1. Celestial Russian costs 3 Rubies to play, because the main part of it is an Omega Rare. 2. Arsenal Russian has attacks written on it even though it is a Special card, which is because you equip him to a Russian to give that Russian those attacks(Arsenal Russian takes up a slot.)