The Aristocrats

Warning: This game contains graphic descriptions of disgusting and perverted acts both sexual and scatological. It is not intended for children, the easily offended, the general public, or people who can't take a f^@#ing joke.

In 2005, Penn Jillette sponsored a contest for the DVD release of his documentary, The Aristocrats. The best submissions of the joke, The Aristocrats, would be included on the DVD.

Being an insane game designer, I produced this game. Well, actually, I basically ripped off the game Uno, which in turn rips off the game Crazy Eights, which in turn rips off the Socratic Method. Penn, proving far too sane, declined to publish the game, so I present it here for all of you now. The Aristocrats, the game, is my telling of the joke. I tell it through the cards, through the rules, and through you the players.

This is the deluxe version of the game. You can download the free version at Free downloadable card and board games! [interactivitiesink.com].

Hey, you can read the rules by clicking on the link to the right, but they are not what one might call "safe for work." There aren't any pictures, but the text can get unsavory. You have been warned.

Warning: This game contains graphic descriptions of disgusting and perverted acts both sexual and scatological. It is not intended for children, the easily offended, the general public, or people who can't take a f^@#ing joke.