Conspiracy Kooks

You are the Puppet Master. You control everything. No one knows your true identity or true face. No one knows that you truly control them. Your true intentions are too mysterious for anyone to truly understand, because you think on a higher level. You are immortal, and you have been playing games for centuries with humanity as your pawns.

This game assumes ALL conspiracy theories are true. The Mafia, the Vatican, and the CIA all conspired to kill John F. Kennedy. All of NASA’s endeavors like the Moon and Mars landings are fake. Liberals really do want to destroy America and Conservatives really do want to destroy the rest of the world. Those are just methods of mass distraction so none will suspect your true purpose. Even if a few lookie-loos manage to peek behind the curtain, they won’t be believed because your motives are too labyrinthine and insane to understand.

Your biggest endeavor is achieving your overall goal before your enemy Puppet Masters achieve theirs. They could operate to disrupt your plans, or you could find obstructions not even one of your resources could anticipate. That’s why you have to remain flexible. Should you find yourself unable to reach your ultimate goal, you can always change course to a different objective. Sometimes you have to change the rules of the game.