Smuggle contraband, bet big, and bluff hard in this highly satirical independent living card game.
WELCOME TO INDEPENDENT LIVING.
You are not dead yet, but your 401(k) might be. Welcome to Curfew Crashers™, the high-friction, highly satirical wagering card game where corrupt 55+ elites battle for supremacy in a ruthless independent living facility.
Bingo night this ain't. In this aggressive social deduction game, you will pair hilarious Contraband punchlines with disastrous Hazard setups, then wager your actual (paper) cash to defend your joke, bribe the Head Nurse, and survive the night.
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WELCOME TO THE SECOND EDITION!
We have completely overhauled the independent living experience based on extensive player feedback. This definitive version features premium upgrades designed to maximize the fun and minimize the friction:
- "Data-Max" Contraband Cards: We redesigned our core deck from the ground up. The new high-contrast, text-forward layout and stacked "Jumbo Indexes" mean you can instantly read your entire hand, no matter how tightly you fan your cards.
- True Large-Print Rulebook: No more squinting! Our beautifully redesigned instruction manual features massive 32px typography and high-contrast layouts, so you can learn the game quickly and get right to the complaining.
- Premium Organization: The Second Edition includes a custom white paper Box Insert designed to perfectly separate the Poker and Domino-sized decks, preventing component chaos and providing a premium unboxing experience.
- Streamlined Hazard & Prescription Layouts: Important game-state modifiers have been mathematically centered and emphasized, ensuring the entire table can read the stakes from across the room.
Are you ready to battle the Head Nurse? Grab your custom cash and start smuggling!
HOW TO REBEL
Forget everything you know about polite society. Out here, leverage is the only currency that matters.
- Shift Change: Ante $1 to the Pension Pot and discard trash to draw fresh Contraband.
- Open Enrollment: Pay a $2 Co-pay and burn a 4-card poker hand to buy game-breaking Prescriptions from the Pharmacy.
- The Pitch: The Head Nurse reads a disaster. Secretly slide your funniest Contraband card forward.
- The Flex: Defend your joke with your wallet in a cutthroat betting round. Bluff hard or fold.
- The Skim: The Head Nurse picks the winner, skims a mandatory $1 tax, and pays out the pot.
- Lights Out: Play until the Hazards run out or only 3 players remain. The highest bankroll wins the title of Apex Pensioner!
THE VIBE CHECK
- Mechanic: Comedy & Storytelling
- Social Friction: High Bluffing
- Energy Level: Aggressive
WHAT IS IN THE PENSION POT?
- Premium Linen Finish Cards: 36 Poker-Sized Hazards & Prescriptions, 96 Domino-Sized Contraband cards.
- Stock Currency Supply: A thick stack of $1, $5, $10, and $20 bills to make those bluffs hurt.
- 1 Head Nurse Pawn: Heavy-duty purple wood.
- True Large-Print Rulebook: 32px typography, because our eyesight isn't what it used to be.
- Premium Box & Organization: Heavy-duty box with a linen finish and a custom white paper insert to keep your decks perfectly separated.
Want to escalate the chaos? Grab the Curfew Crashers: HOA Hooligans 42-Card Expansion to add new hazards and cutthroat prescriptions!
BEWARE THE HEAD NURSE.
NBGee Games designs high-friction, highly social analog experiences that force genuine human connection (and a little bit of ruthless betrayal) across the table. Smuggle Contraband. Survive the Hazards. Outrun Lights-Out.