
In a garden lush with peas and thyme
Tits drop in two at a time
Big ones, small ones, blue and bold,
perky, droopy, shy, or gold
Some come paired perfectly so
Some mismatched “good enough though”
They strut the fence, they chirp, they twit
A proud parade of every tit
But WAIT! From behind the patch!
A lurking PUSS! Hiss and scratch
and then HEE-HAW! A terrible mass!
A rambling clueless garden ASS
Feathers fly! No time to sit!
The garden’s cleared no trace of tit.
Great Tits is a trick taking game for 2-5 players.
The object of the game is to get your hands on as many pairs of tits as possible. There are 8 species of tits to pair. They don’t have to be perfect pairs, but it helps.
The game is over when the first person emptys their hand after the garden is empty. The winner is the player whose tits scored the highest.
Beware of the lurking PUSS or the rambling ASS though.







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| Average Rating | 1 reviews |
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| Publish Date | February 03, 2026 |
| Edition | First |
| Department | Games |
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