Great Tits

In a garden lush with peas and thyme

Tits drop in two at a time

Big ones, small ones, blue and bold,

perky, droopy, shy, or gold

Some come paired perfectly so

Some mismatched “good enough though”

They strut the fence, they chirp, they twit

A proud parade of every tit

But WAIT! From behind the patch!

A lurking PUSS! Hiss and scratch

and then HEE-HAW! A terrible mass!

A rambling clueless garden ASS

Feathers fly! No time to sit!

The garden’s cleared no trace of tit.

This game is a celebration of tits and who can reveal the most pairs of tits, whether perfect or average for the highest score.

Great Tits is a trick taking game for 2-5 players.

The object of the game is to get your hands on as many pairs of tits as possible. There are 8 species of tits to pair. They don’t have to be perfect pairs, but it helps.
The game is over when the first person emptys their hand after the garden is empty. The winner is the player whose tits scored the highest.

Beware of the lurking PUSS or the rambling ASS though.