Phallomancy Oracle
Forget reading palms! Learn about a man by reading his penis!
Requirements
30-60
2-99
18+
Description
Game contains GRAPHIC PHOTOGRAPHIC IMAGES which some may find offensive. Only purchase if you consent to view Adult Content.
This game is intended for a mature audience ages 18+. The Game Crafter policies DO NOT allow pictures of nudity on game Shop Pages, but ALL CARDS contain a detailed, FULL-COLOR PICTURE of many different possible anatomical variations found in men.
WHAT IS PHALLOMANCY?
Phallomancy is a very unusual and obscure form of body reading. Many of us are familiar with palm and face reading; these methods have long been seen as legitimate forms of divination over the centuries in various cultures.
Believe it or not, phallomancy is an authentic form of body reading with its own ancient traditions, having been around for thousands of years in India, Tibet, and China.
WHAT CAN PHALLOMANCY TELL YOU?
Phallomancy is the science and art of judging a man's character, lovemaking style, and capability by the shape of his penis.
The traditional forms of palmistry and face reading can reveal much about a person's sexuality and approach to sexual matters. But when it comes to matters of love and lust, nothing is as efficient, accurate, or as straight to the point as the field of Phallomancy!
HOW DOES ONE USE THE PHALLOMANCY ORACLE?
All you need is this deck and an open fly!
Simple take the Phallomancy Oracle deck, turn the cards to the picture side, and put them in order #1 - #32.
Hold each card image up to the Subject’s penis. If the image on the card matches what you see before you – put that card in the Subject pile; if the image does not match the Subject’s penis – put them into a Discard pile. Do this with every card.
Once you have finished the pile, pick up the Subject pile – flip the first card over, and read the description on the back. Nothing to memorize! No Arcane trivia! The Phallomancy Oracle does the work for you.
When you are finished – repeat the process with the next available Subject's penis!
WHERE CAN THE PHALLOMANCY ORACLE BE USED?
The Phallomancy Oracle can be used at stag parties, bachelorette parties, Frat Boy keg parties, around a hot tub, at nude beaches, in saunas, in locker rooms – anywhere a Subject Penis can be found! Easy-to-handle convenient Poker-size cards! Instructions Included!
A GREAT GAG GIFT!
FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY! NOT INTENDED TO DIAGNOSE MEDICAL CONDITIONS! Peter Zout Games makes no claims for the accuracy or veracity of the ancient Hindu, Tibetan, or Chinese phallic scholars whose hands-on knowledge and long oral traditions were used in the creation of this deck! Just whip out your deck and have fun!
NO PENISES WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS DECK.
All models are a minimum of 18 years old.
"No man is an island, but some of them have pretty long peninsulas."
This game is intended for a mature audience ages 18+. The Game Crafter policies DO NOT allow pictures of nudity on game Shop Pages, but ALL CARDS contain a detailed, FULL-COLOR PICTURE of many different possible anatomical variations found in men.
WHAT IS PHALLOMANCY?
Phallomancy is a very unusual and obscure form of body reading. Many of us are familiar with palm and face reading; these methods have long been seen as legitimate forms of divination over the centuries in various cultures.
Believe it or not, phallomancy is an authentic form of body reading with its own ancient traditions, having been around for thousands of years in India, Tibet, and China.
WHAT CAN PHALLOMANCY TELL YOU?
Phallomancy is the science and art of judging a man's character, lovemaking style, and capability by the shape of his penis.
The traditional forms of palmistry and face reading can reveal much about a person's sexuality and approach to sexual matters. But when it comes to matters of love and lust, nothing is as efficient, accurate, or as straight to the point as the field of Phallomancy!
HOW DOES ONE USE THE PHALLOMANCY ORACLE?
All you need is this deck and an open fly!
Simple take the Phallomancy Oracle deck, turn the cards to the picture side, and put them in order #1 - #32.
Hold each card image up to the Subject’s penis. If the image on the card matches what you see before you – put that card in the Subject pile; if the image does not match the Subject’s penis – put them into a Discard pile. Do this with every card.
Once you have finished the pile, pick up the Subject pile – flip the first card over, and read the description on the back. Nothing to memorize! No Arcane trivia! The Phallomancy Oracle does the work for you.
When you are finished – repeat the process with the next available Subject's penis!
WHERE CAN THE PHALLOMANCY ORACLE BE USED?
The Phallomancy Oracle can be used at stag parties, bachelorette parties, Frat Boy keg parties, around a hot tub, at nude beaches, in saunas, in locker rooms – anywhere a Subject Penis can be found! Easy-to-handle convenient Poker-size cards! Instructions Included!
A GREAT GAG GIFT!
FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY! NOT INTENDED TO DIAGNOSE MEDICAL CONDITIONS! Peter Zout Games makes no claims for the accuracy or veracity of the ancient Hindu, Tibetan, or Chinese phallic scholars whose hands-on knowledge and long oral traditions were used in the creation of this deck! Just whip out your deck and have fun!
NO PENISES WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS DECK.
All models are a minimum of 18 years old.
"No man is an island, but some of them have pretty long peninsulas."
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| Average Rating | 3 reviews |
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| Publish Date | March 15, 2015 |
| Edition | First |
| Department | Tarot and Oracles |
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