Who's Playing The Healer?

In any Fantasy RPG (Role Playing Game, and if you needed that description, you may not get most of the humor in this game) everyone want to be a dashing, stealthy, cool, sexy, blade-swinging adventurer; however, someone has to play the Healer. Ah, the Healer; Cardinal of the support classes, nursemaid who kisses boo-boos bye-bye. The den-parent of a bunch of semi-psychotic, self-centered, murder-hobo’s with sharpened weapons, whose character motivation are subject to the DM’s capricious role-playing of your god. It’s not the most glamorous class, in fact it’s pretty thankless, but someone has to play the Healer.

“Who’s Playing the Cleric” is a small (micro even), quick game where every person is playing a participant in a "Min-Max", “Smash & Grab”, “Fight first, ask questions never” RPG group. A new campaign is afoot and character creation has started. And nobody wants to play the Healer.