UPGRADE YOUR ARSENAL.

You have smuggled the contraband. You have bribed the Head Nurse. But let's be honest—holding twelve cards in your hand is a young man's game, and your joints have had enough.

Welcome to Curfew Crashers™: The Rec Room Survival Kit, a premium hardware upgrade engineered specifically for the 55+ elite who refuse to let poor ergonomics ruin a ruthless game night.

This kit isn't just a gimmick. It is a genuine, high-quality accessibility upgrade designed to make your game nights infinitely more comfortable, while also giving you the tools to aggressively intimidate your rivals.

WHAT IS IN THE VELVET STASH BAG?

We packed this heavy-duty Stash Bag with premium gear to help you dominate the table and read the fine print on your HOA violation notices:

• One (1) Solid Plastic Card Holder: Stop fumbling. This heavy-duty, two-row stand securely holds up to 6 poker-sized cards (or a dozen domino-sized Contraband cards), letting you plan your bluffs hands-free.

• One (1) 5X Magnifying Glass: Officially issued for reading small text, but highly effective for glaring aggressively at your opponents during a wager.

• One (1) Black Fine-Point Dry-Erase Marker: Essential for officially citing your rivals for social fouls in real-time.

• Twelve (12) Jumbo Black Market Gag Cards: A weaponized deck of tear-away Permits, Citations, and VIP Passes (see below).

• One (1) Official Manifest: A large-print instruction manual to guide you through your new contraband.

DEPLOY THE GAGS (DRY-ERASE READY!)

Your kit includes an exclusive, oversized 12-card Jumbo Deck consisting of weaponized gag gifts—like the 'Thermostat Injunction' or the 'Senior Moment Hall Pass'.

Because these massive cards feature a premium UV coating, they are fully compatible with dry-erase markers! Use the included Black Fine-Point Marker to physically write your victim's name directly on the citation. Hand them out during game night whenever someone commits a social foul. All rulings are final. Arguing with a legally binding 'Early Bird Priority Access' pass is grounds for forming a federal case.

UNIVERSAL COMPATIBILITY

While engineered specifically for survival during rounds of Curfew Crashers™, the hardware in this kit is perfectly legal to deploy during Contract Bridge, Rummy, 313, standard Poker nights, or any card game requiring a firm grip and sharp eyesight.

THE VIBE CHECK

• Functionality: High-Contrast Accessibility
• Social Friction: Weaponized Gag Gifts
• Energy Level: Maximum Comfort

Need to drain your Pension Pot? Grab the Curfew Crashers™ Core Game and the HOA Hooligans 42-Card Expansion to complete your collection!

BEWARE THE HEAD NURSE.

NBGee Games designs high-friction, highly social analog experiences that force genuine human connection (and a little bit of ruthless betrayal) across the table. Upgrade your gear. Intimidate the table. Outrun Lights-Out.